Here are some of our favourites.

BY THE PRODUCER:
• We have money left over.

BY THE DIRECTOR:
• Wow, the designers were right, weren’t they?
• I think the scene changes are too fast.

BY THE ACTOR:
• Don’t…. Let’s not talk about me.
• No, leave that spot where it is – I’ll walk into it.

BY THE DESIGNERS:
• The director knows best, obviously I wasn’t giving him what he wanted.
• We may have too many gel colours in stock, I can’t choose.

BY THE STAGE CREW:
• There’s room for that over here.
• I’m getting loads of sleep – everything’s going really well.